Contact Lens
So, recently i just bought contact lens. The ordinary one, yang colourless tu. You know, sebab aku ni jenis yang tak pandai jaga barang. So spec aku selaaaaalu hilang atau patah atau misplace etc. Aku pun fed up, aku beli je lens.
Mula mula mak aku macam tak bagi. Ye lah maybe sebab she heard something bad about wearing lens. Aku pun ada dengar jugak. Tapi.. it's me you're talking to. Memang la aku beli sendiri kan. Hahaha. So, aku pun beli la masa keluar ngan kawan aku. The price, aku tak tahulah nak kata murah ke mahal, since this is my first time. But i asked her boleh tak dapat student price? And she simply said, "oh for contact lens, kita tak bagi student less. Tak untung woo" em selamba badak sangat kan minah tu.
Long story short, aku pun sampai rumah dengan berbekalkan lens dan pampers yang akak aku kirim. Haha motif sangat kan nak beli pampers at my age. Back to the story, aku pun masuk bilik. Pastu aku try la, cemana gaya contact lens ni sebenarnya. And it's time for me to try putting on the lens upon my pupil. Susah gila doh. I mean like, how do they seriously put this fucking thing on. Haha hiperbola kan. Tapi tang tu lah yang makes me wonder, why the heck orang yang takde masalah langsung dengan mata, pastu dia boleh sesaje pakai bende alah ni setiap hari. Seriously.
At last, for all the hardworks (cleansing it over and over sebab dia jatuh pastu lepas aku dah fed up, aku kena cuci lagi lens tu, pastu pakai balik, tengok youtube cemana nak menggayakannya, including mendengar mak bebel when she finally finds out that i bought these lenses haha) aku berjaya juga memasukkan bende alah contact lens tu masuk dalam biji mata aku. Sekali lagi, hiperbola.
But seriously ah, it feels weird to wear it actually. Butttttt, it was so awesome bila dah dapat tengok tv atas sofa (lol if you know what i mean).
Again, aku nak mempertikaikan. Maybe they all dah biasa pakai lens. Sebab tu dah tak rasa apa dah kan. Tapi bukan itu yang aku nak ketengahkan. Yang aku tak boleh bla sangat bila budak2 ni pakai lens yang berwarna warni ni. Like seriously, tak masuk doh. Tolong lah berpijak di bumi yang nyata yang kau itu anak tulen melayu yang anak matanya hanya warna hitam atau dark choc atau warna hazel. Tak kena langsung weh mata biru tapi cakap melayu. Lagi tak kena bila muka memang dah confirm melayu, tapi mata biru kuning hijau. I mean like, adakah kau akan automatically kacuk bila mata kau berwarna warni. Haha even there's people who believes that, you still cannot change the truth. Kalau kau rasa kau lawa bila mata berwarna warni ni, you are perfectly, impossibly and ultimately wrong for God sake seriously. You look super freaking weird, trust me. Jangan buat malu kaum please? Thank you.
Oh, and btw, kalau korang pun new to this lenses thing, this is a good source for you. For me, it's trusted, complete and gives you a real good tips for the beginner. Enjois!
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